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kitsunegirl  6/26/08 9:57:15 AM

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Priestess of the Church of the Painful Truth :3

How to identify Forum Trolls, and the proper way to dispose of them. hehe

www.wired.com/gadgets/miscellaneous/commentary/alttext/2006/11/72119

Bigdavo  6/26/08 11:27:28 AM

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''Life is what you make of it, not what others make of yours.''

The Eternal Quitter

Just comes on the forum to let everyone know he's quitting for good and to spend a dozen paragraphs explaining why. Then does it again three months later.

Sample Quote: "For real, this time."

Punishment: Forced to actually quit.

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Ascension08  6/26/08 11:31:28 AM

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Behold! Rash of the Itch King comes in November! Quake in fear!

Ah a handy field guy for Trolls, thanks Kitsune. I will have to carry this the next time I go on a Safari into the harsh jungles known as "forums"!

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Sawtooth  6/26/08 6:37:23 PM

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I love this article. Also, posters here should be aware of a deadly ability of trolls on the mmorpg boards. It's a special attack called 'troll vomit' in which the forum troll begins spewing reeking bile as it compares the game of your choice to WoW.

 
devacore  6/26/08 6:51:28 PM

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Originally posted by Ascension08

Ah a handy field guy for Trolls, thanks Kitsune. I will have to carry this the next time I go on a Safari into the harsh jungles known as "forums"!


 

haha, Ascension245434 what do you think you classify on the AoC forums? I'll go with all of the above. If you don't like AoC stay off the forum makay?

 
Khrymson  6/26/08 7:58:25 PM

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hehe...many of them are pretty damn funny!

 
SlothBear  6/26/08 10:11:32 PM

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Sample Quote: "You can't tell me a Mondlagarian Tiger Warrior is stronger than a Swamp Troll. That just doesn't make sense!"

 

About two paragraphs in I had already lol'd! Thanks or the link.

And yeah these forums are gonna get really bad the closer launch gets. Better hunker down.

 
Ascension08  6/26/08 10:13:46 PM

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Behold! Rash of the Itch King comes in November! Quake in fear!

Originally posted by devacore
Originally posted by Ascension08

Ah a handy field guy for Trolls, thanks Kitsune. I will have to carry this the next time I go on a Safari into the harsh jungles known as "forums"!


 

haha, Ascension245434 what do you think you classify on the AoC forums? I'll go with all of the above. If you don't like AoC stay off the forum makay?


 

I dunno what's with you and numbers but it's Ascension08...and I don't not like AoC .

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gropheu  6/26/08 10:19:25 PM

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LOL

that was very funny!

"The eternal quitter" HAHAHHAHAHA 

 
clonemeat  6/26/08 10:32:39 PM

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that was entertaining, thanks for sharing